"Because I didn't want you to miss it!" (said earnestly when I asked why he had to say "Look, Dad, there goes a pretty girl!" really loud...)
"Ah, let's just take the car, like a couple of real Livingston men..." (when I asked him if we should walk to the beach or drive...)
"Did you hear about the gold fish that went bankrupt? Now he's a bronze fish."
"Good, but my pockets are full of sand..." (reply to a couple nice ladies who asked how he was doing when we were leaving the beach)
"Take the word 'egg' out..." (brilliant suggestion when I was writing about my lack of enthusiasm for egg nog on Facebook... it made my update post about 10 times funnier to call it "nog" instead of "egg nog")
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